Virtual Bill Kendrick–Millions Flee In Terror

June 4th, 2002 by michael

Evil genius extraordinaire Bill Kendrick realized that the only competition that could possibly be mustered against his own porting skill was, in fact, his own porting skill. Given that the United States government is currently frowning on cloning, he decided to do the only sensible thing: build a virtual Bill Kendrick. Virtual Kendrick is available in source form and as a Zaurus .ipk package, and threats to make it interactive have been received by the staff.

3 Responses to “Virtual Bill Kendrick–Millions Flee In Terror”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I think this joke stands with just the title…

  2. Anonymous Says:

    his virtue is veritably virtual

  3. Anonymous Says:

    And here I had this image of a kindly faced, grey-haired grandfather figure/uber hacker. Amazing how dreadfully wrong a perception can be…

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