More Crawl Weirdness

July 27th, 2011 by Crusader

Stone Soup:

_The human shouts!
Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha.
Miasma emanates from the human’s flesh.
_The human is engulfed in dark miasma. The human is poisoned.
_The human is engulfed in dark miasma. The human looks even sicker.
The human dies!
_The human rises from the dead!
You spend a moment contemplating the meaning of life.

There was this dude. In a dungeon room. In a translucent prison. Behind a stone altar. AND HE JUST UP AND DIES AND BECOMES A ZOMBIE.

What sick bastard traps someone in a prison so that they become a zombie when the first person comes along? Kikubaaqudgha is the easy answer I suppose. Still, weird.

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